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    My Cousin... Damn...

    Post by Tobi on Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:21 am

    I do not know if many people have experienced this... but... well... Ok, let me put it in a story-teller way:

    My cousins are french, so is my uncle. I am romanian. I do not speak french. My aunt is romanian also. (but she's coming tommorow ) Ok, so every summer I get visited by my french family. My cousins seem to grow in number every two years or so (First there was one, then another). Till now I was expecting only 2 cousins (if you want to know, they're females). This year though, I got a third one. My first cousin is... fat... and stupid so there! Quit complaining you dunno how she was . My second one is a small lil prat with her finger either in her nose or in her mouth (6 year old, don't ask). The third one is the main character of this story... Well... sincerely... she's a babe. There, I said it. It's out. I'm in a constant state of erection, and I can't get my eyes off her. What can I do? She's my cousin, laying a kiss on her would be like screwing around with your own sister. I need therapy... I need help... I NEED ANYTHING, BUT MOST OF ALL COUNCIL!!! Please help me, I am in a constant state of depressing erection and horniness. And I like her...
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    Re: My Cousin... Damn...

    Post by Sagehawk on Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:51 pm

    This has happened to me. Honestly nothing helps. I just try not to look...Its not as unnatural as you woud think. It happens. Luckily for you it only happens once a year.


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    Re: My Cousin... Damn...

    Post by Zenith on Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:06 pm

    ....huh.


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    Re: My Cousin... Damn...

    Post by Shiki on Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:05 pm

    It's beyond perfect that you live in the South, I love it. As a consolation though, there is enough genetic variance between cousins that there is not a significant increase in breeding freak children with a thumb on their face and shit. It's only immediate family where that applies.

    You'll probably grow out of it, most people go through that. I won't be able to give proper help unless you send some 1200 x 800 resolution nudes of her to my email though, standard procedure.
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    Re: My Cousin... Damn...

    Post by Tobi on Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:43 pm

    lol, no. i cant screw around with anyone, cuz i am 13 years old. my dick is still developing, but until now its got enough sperm to leave pregnant a whale. :-p I just love my cousin, but the problem is that she's my cousin...

    Holy shit, really?

    No one knew?

    Did you really think that If this was true that I'd talk to you guys? Ha. HA. HAAHAHAGAGAAHAHHA.

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Incest

    http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7870

    I thought shiki would at least get it.....

    You have just been Rick Rolled.

    Fuck ya.
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    Re: My Cousin... Damn...

    Post by Sagehawk on Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:03 am

    Tobi wrote:lol, no. i cant screw around with anyone, cuz i am 13 years old. my dick is still developing, but until now its got enough sperm to leave pregnant a whale. :-p I just love my cousin, but the problem is that she's my cousin...

    Holy shit, really?

    No one knew?

    Did you really think that If this was true that I'd talk to you guys? Ha. HA. HAAHAHAGAGAAHAHHA.

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Incest

    http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7870

    I thought shiki would at least get it.....

    You have just been Rick Rolled.

    Fuck ya.
    I kinda figured but I wanted to give you the benifit of the dought incase you were serious....NO ONE COMITS SUICIDE ON MY WATCH!!!!! LMAO


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    Re: My Cousin... Damn...

    Post by Tobi on Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:04 pm

    Don't you mean knocking up someone watch?

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    Re: My Cousin... Damn...

    Post by Akubarix on Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:41 pm

    Tobi wrote:Don't you mean knocking up someone watch?

    SUICIDE WATCH is for Shine, not me.
    I... What the **** is going on here?
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    Re: My Cousin... Damn...

    Post by Tobi on Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:09 pm

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    I copy-pasted something funny.

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