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    Competitive Rules of Battling

    Post by Ninja on Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:18 pm

    Yes, the title is CRoB, not RoCB. =P

    Zenith wrote:It\'s like the Rules of Internet, minus the /b/!

    1. Your team has a Metang weakness. No exceptions.
    2. Play to win or STFU.
    3. Everything can learn weird moves.
    4. Everything is scarfed. No exceptions.
    5. Think about Bissey.
    6. Seaking. No further explanation required.
    7. Farfetch'd is not good. Stop trying.
    8. Hax!
    9. Everyone has a Garchomp. No exceptions.
    10. Emo X always loses. No excpetions.
    11. Wobbufett vs Wobbufett is the best battle ever. No exceptions.
    12. Sableye is not used except with Wonder Guard.
    13. Dunsparce is the best Pokemon. Live with it, or he\'ll kill you.
    14. Cute pokemon are weak. No exceptions.
    15. Emo X is always wrong. No exceptions.
    16. Kaiser is a whiny bitch. No exceptions.
    17. There\'s always a bigger fish, and it\'s name is Seaking.
    18. If you can\'t understand what your Pokemon is saying when it says \'Pika-pika!\' you are a horrible, heartless trainer.
    19. Jewz break Wi-Fi.
    20. Male Gardevoir must ALWAYS have \"Show Cock\" as their main attack. It\'s 4x against all types. Seaking is the exception.
    21. Lucario is ALWAYS gay.
    22. Every time you slaughter a cute Pokmon, a Goldeen becomes a Seaking.
    23. The connection is NEVER \"lost\"
    24. No one expects the CB Jirachi Inquisition. No exceptions.
    25. Garchomp always wins. No exceptions.
    26. You DO liek mudkip. No exceptions.
    27. Splash owns you. Deal with it.
    28. Pakry sucks at making rules.
    29. Garchomp always has Flamethrower, Dragon Claw, Earthquake, Outrage, Fire Blast, Dragon Rush, Draco Meteor, Crunch, Stone Edge, Swords Dance, Surf, Fire Fang, and Substitute. No exceptions.
    30. Hidden Power is ALWAYS haxed
    31. Whenever you suggest a counter to something, remember that there are always three layers of spikes, two layers of toxic spikes, and stealth rock up plus a sandstorm is brewing. No exceptions.
    32. [Your Pokemon]'s attack missed! No exceptions.
    33. [Your Pokemon] fainted! No exceptions.
    34. But it failed. No exceptions.
    35. In tall grass, a wild Seaking will ALWAYS appear. Because Seaking is coming for you.
    36. False Swipe is the only 100% accurate OHKO move.
    37. Spinda. Do I need to explain more?
    38. A Luvdisc Tackle is the ultimate counter to every Ghost pokymanz.
    39. Mudkipz: it's what's for dinner, tonight.
    40. All Pokemon that learn Explosion should have Explosion. No exceptions.
    41. OHNOEZ! It's Wobbufett.
    42. SkarmBliss, your mother, and a rabbi. The ultimate team.
    43. Their Arceus was haxed. No exceptions.
    44. Bluescreens cause T I M E P A R A D O X.
    45. No Ubers, no hax, no voice chat, no OUs, no BLs, no UUs, no NUs, no DS. Final Destination.
    46. Mudkip wins; Flawless Victory.
    47. Everyone's gay for Bridget Lucario.
    48. Venusaur will ALWAYS be taking in sunlight. No exceptions.
    49. If it exists, Seaking has yet to deal with it. Fuck yeah.
    50. Pinsir will NEVER step out of Heracross's shadow.
    51. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the Hydro Pump again.
    52. Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.
    53. If your team exists, then it is vulnerable to Trick Room. No Exceptions.
    54. If you are using Baton Pass, you WILL get P-hazed/Hazed.
    55. EXTREAMSPEED. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    56. Weather teams ALWAYS phail to Obamasnow/Tyrant-tar.
    57. In double battles, your opponent WILL have a Darkrai-Kyogre combo.
    58.Clefable will ALWAYS have Magic Guard. No Exceptions.
    59. Smeargle WILL find some way to explode on you. No Exceptions.
    60. Metronome is NEVER in your favor. No exceptions.
    61. There will ALWAYS be dirty nicknames. ALWAYS.
    62. If no ubers exist, then let them eat Garchomp.
    63. If it's at level 100, Rare Candies WERE used to get it there. No Exceptions.
    64. Effectiveness=(metronome)x(choice item)^2
    65. Wrap, Bind and Constrict are ALWAYS innuendos. No Exceptions.
    66. Everstone works on all pokemon. The exception is Seaking.
    67. If you have a Focus Sash, your opponent WILL use Stealth Rock. No exceptions.
    68. Marowak:Thick Club::Clefable:Magic Guard. No Exceptions.
    69. OHKO moves WILL phail on Bidoof, and Bidoof only. Everything else is fair game.
    70. Give me Blissey or give me death. No exceptions.
    71. Earthquake. No Exceptions.
    72. There will NEVER be a mono-flying type. No Exceptions, as Arceus is ALWAYS haxed.
    73. Tinted Lens WILL rape you.
    74. You just looked up what Tinted Lens does. No Exceptions.
    75. CM'Cune will always be owned by Hax. No Exceptions.
    76. f you set up, you will die. No Exceptions.
    77. Electrode WILL Taunt you. No Exceptions.
    78. Electrode WILL Explode. No Exceptions.
    79. Bronzong will ALWAYS be ruined by Taunt. No Exceptions.
    80. Whitney's Miltank WILL fuck you up.
    81. Clair was hot, no exceptions.
    82. Gold. Silver. Crystal. Enough said.
    83. Buying Slowpoke Tails makes you a terrible person.
    84. lolkurt
    85. Jasmine will not bitch about you beating her.
    86. Nazil has 3-4kg of acid in his system

    New rules are in order. =D

    *Thinks*


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    Re: Competitive Rules of Battling

    Post by Malachi on Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:55 pm

    Those rules were terrible, and made me want to hurt myself. Too many "No exceptions"...
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    Re: Competitive Rules of Battling

    Post by Ninja on Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:57 pm

    Malachi wrote:Those rules were terrible, and made me want to hurt myself. Too many "No exceptions"...

    No exceptions.


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    Re: Competitive Rules of Battling

    Post by Zenith on Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:44 am

    Ninja wrote:
    Malachi wrote:Those rules were terrible, and made me want to hurt myself. Too many "No exceptions"...

    No exceptions.
    No exceptions.


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    Re: Competitive Rules of Battling

    Post by Sagehawk on Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:51 am

    Zenith wrote:
    Ninja wrote:
    Malachi wrote:Those rules were terrible, and made me want to hurt myself. Too many "No exceptions"...

    No exceptions.
    No exceptions.
    No exceptions.


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    Re: Competitive Rules of Battling

    Post by Zenith on Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:07 pm

    Sagehawk wrote:
    Zenith wrote:
    Ninja wrote:
    Malachi wrote:Those rules were terrible, and made me want to hurt myself. Too many "No exceptions"...

    No exceptions.
    No exceptions.
    No exceptions.
    No excepti-

    owait.

    But yeah, if you want to hurt yourself due to some random observations about competitive Pokemon, I'd see a therapist.


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    [19:25:59] Prostiboots : Especiallyabout soething like every pokaymanzo n her tea counters.
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    Re: Competitive Rules of Battling

    Post by Ninja on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:29 pm

    -Scizor used BULLET PAWNCH! (No exceptions.)
    -If you use a Toxistaller, your opponent WILL have a Steel type to wall you.
    -CM 'Noir is a beeeeeeaaaaast.


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    Re: Competitive Rules of Battling

    Post by Malachi on Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:06 am

    You must like Taco Bell. (No exceptions.)
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    Re: Competitive Rules of Battling

    Post by Ninja on Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:39 am

    -Togekiss, use the Flinch-hax...
    -SpecsBliss will always Serene Grace hax you to death.


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