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    Dear Sasami

    Post by Prostiboots on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:40 am

    I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in your closet and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I turned in my confession today about the moose poaching and I will haunt you when Im reincarnated as an Eskimo.

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    Re: Dear Sasami

    Post by Sasami on Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:34 pm

    Dear Prostiboots,

    I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg as you were eating Kraft dinner and I saw you carve your initials into The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and you should stop picking your nose.

    Go milk a cow,
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    Re: Dear Sasami

    Post by Zenith on Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:11 pm

    Don't you hate it when you're out of the loop?


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    Re: Dear Sasami

    Post by Sagehawk on Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:06 pm

    Zenith wrote:Don't you hate it when you're out of the loop?

    Dear Zenith,

    I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the catholic priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand we're related. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

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    Re: Dear Sasami

    Post by Akubarix on Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:48 am

    Dear Sagehawk,

    I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm going to have to beat you up after school. Meet me behind the flag-pole after class. This isn't how I wanted things to be. I know. You. A jelly-fish that fires oreos made of bone marrow. Me. A can of cherry flavored socket wrenches. Now mortal enemies. I should have known something was wrong when I caught you in my closet... With that jar of canned landmines... I'll stop now.

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    PS. Bring lunch money for when I beat you up after class. Chocolate milk day is tomorrow. Thanks.

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    Re: Dear Sasami

    Post by Prostiboots on Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:28 am

    Nonono, you're doing it all wrong!


    There's a system.


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    Re: Dear Sasami

    Post by Sagehawk on Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:42 am

    Prostiboots wrote:Nonono, you're doing it all wrong!


    There's a system.
    LOL


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    Re: Dear Sasami

    Post by Akubarix on Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:16 pm

    There's a system? I want my money back.

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