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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Prostiboots on Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:13 pm

    Duncan wrote:If you use the mic., you are gay. No exceptions.
    I shoot this rule down.

    I've used the mic with straight people before.


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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Tobi on Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:56 pm

    THEY NEED TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSTIT THEN.

    They are gay. Sorry.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Prostiboots on Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:34 pm

    OHNOEZ! It's Wobbufett.

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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Guest on Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:53 pm

    Forretress always has a counter.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Shine on Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:16 pm

    -Their Arceus was haxed. No exceptions.

    -Bluescreens cause T I M E P A R A D O X.

    -No Ubers, no hax, no voice chat, no OUs, no BLs, no UUs, no NUs, no DS. Final Destination.

    -Mudkip wins; Flawless Victory.

    -Everyone's gay for BridgetLucario.

    -Venusaur will ALWAYS be taking in sunlight. No exceptions.

    -If it exists, Seaking has yet to deal with it. Fuck yeah.

    -Pinsir will NEVER step out of Heracross's shadow.

    -It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the Hydro Pump again.

    I can do this all day.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Tobi on Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:18 am

    Shine's team is always made up of 17 UUed pokemon. No exceptions.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Shine on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:08 pm

    Tobi wrote:Shine's team is always made up of 17 UUed pokemon. No exceptions.
    Normally, I would second that, but my new team even has a legend. =O

    And I'll be ready to use it as soon as I get said legend back from Ryu. XD;
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Tobi on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:15 pm

    NO EXCEPTIONS.

    IT'S TRUE.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Shine on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:36 pm

    HERE'S A GOOD ONE

    SHINE ALWAYS LOSES TO WEAVILE. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Tobi on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:06 pm

    Shiki's team is always made up of 7 Seakings, and 4 Mudkips. No exceptions.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Sagehawk on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:33 pm

    Shiki IS seaking. No exceptions.


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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Tobi on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:36 pm

    XD

    I lost 2.5 Kilos of flesh.

    Damn.

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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:37 pm

    Arbok DOES evolve into Seviper n00bz.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Tobi on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:39 pm

    Bandit is shade.

    Batman might be scary, but he has his bulter check under his bed for dunsparce.

    Soemthing like that, change it for the better.^
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Duncan on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:43 pm

    Spiritomb does too have a weakness! It's called OHKO moves, duh.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Tobi on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:45 pm

    .....phail.

    Also, battle dunk?

    Anyway,

    Sonic is THE only talking pokemon. No exceptions.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Sagehawk on Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:10 pm

    Tobi wrote:XD

    I lost 2.5 Kilos of flesh.

    Damn.
    hahahahahaha *points and laughs*

    qutos for taking the dare though!

    Oh and...

    Dissconect=lose. No exceptions!


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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Prostiboots on Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:08 pm

    Kudos*

    lol

    And....

    Paraflinchax Togekiss ALWAYS fails right on the turn you're going to kill the Blissey and it's using Softboiled.


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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Duncan on Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:37 pm

    [Your Opponent] sent out Garchomp! No exceptions.

    Blissey always has Seismic Toss. ALWAYS!!!
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Shine on Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:07 pm

    Duncan wrote:[Your Opponent] sent out Garchomp! No exceptions.

    Blissey always has Seismic Toss. ALWAYS!!!
    Lies. Blissey more often has Ice Beam from what I see.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Tobi on Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:00 pm

    Sage alwaysa has at least 3 furrys stuck up her ass. No exepshans.

    Sorry.

    I felt the need.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by KOkingpin on Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:06 am

    when all else fails, Punch a baby.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Tobi on Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:52 pm

    There is ALWAYS an exception. No exceptions.
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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Ninja on Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:35 pm

    Tobi wrote:There is ALWAYS an exception. No exceptions.

    Win for P A R A D O X

    -Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.

    -If your team exists, then it is vulnerable to Trick Room. No Exceptions.

    -If you are using Baton Pass, you WILL get P-hazed/Hazed.

    -EXTREAMSPEED. NO EXCEPTIONS.

    -Weather teams ALWAYS phail to Obamasnow/Tyrant-tar.

    -In double battles, your opponent WILL have a Darkrai-Kyogre combo.

    -Clefable will ALWAYS have Magic Guard. No Exceptions.

    -Smeargle WILL find some way to explode on you. No Exceptions.

    -Metronome is NEVER in your favor. No exceptions.

    -There will ALWAYS be dirty nicknames. ALWAYS.

    -If no ubers exist, then let them eat Garchomp.

    -If it's at level 100, Rare Candies WERE used to get it there. No Exceptions.

    -Effectiveness=(metronome)x(choice item)^2

    -Wrap, Bind and Constrict are ALWAYS innuendos. No Exceptions.

    -Everstone works on all pokemon. The exception is Seaking.

    -If you have a Focus Sash, your opponent WILL use Stealth Rock. No exceptions.

    -Marowak:Thick Club::Clefable:Magic Guard. No Exceptions.

    -OHKO moves WILL phail on Bidoof, and Bidoof only. Everything else is fair game.

    -Give me Blissey or give me death. No exceptions.

    -Earthquake. No Exceptions.

    -There will NEVER be a mono-flying type. No Exceptions, as Arceus is ALWAYS haxed.

    -Tinted Lens WILL rape you.

    -You just looked up what Tinted Lens does. No Exceptions.

    -CM'Cune will always be owned by Hax. No Exceptions.

    -If you set up, you will die. No Exceptions.

    -Electrode WILL Taunt you. No Exceptions.

    -Electrode WILL Explode. No Exceptions.

    -Bronzong will ALWAYS be ruined by Taunt. No Exceptions.


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    Re: Rules of Competitive Battling

    Post by Shine on Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:07 pm

    Ninja wrote:-Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of experience. I've used both Minun AND Plusle (currently Plusle) seperately, one without the other. The only rape which took place occurred due to misprediction on my part.
    Ninja wrote:-EXTREAMSPEED. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of fact. There is no such attack as "ExtreamSpeed."


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