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    Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Prostiboots on Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:21 am

    10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong.

    1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

    2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

    3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

    4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

    5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

    6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

    7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

    9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

    10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.



    I don't support gay marriage, but this was a good lol.


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Sagehawk on Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:52 pm

    yeah quite funny.

    And I believe you ment to say "I dont support marriage."


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Prostiboots on Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:25 pm

    Suen wrote:yeah quite funny.

    And I believe you ment to say "I dont support marriage."
    Well, when it's specifically concerning gay marriage, I just state that.


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Zenith on Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:56 pm

    Well, I lol'd. XD


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Shine on Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:49 pm

    This made me lol, but you can really considerate a good argument. XD

    I don't care about marriage in general either way, though. Razz
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Ninja on Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:18 pm

    Lolsatire.


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Tobi on Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:19 pm

    Lets ruin love by making it a LEGAL AGREEMENT!!
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Sagehawk on Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:16 pm

    Tobi wrote:Lets ruin love by making it a LEGAL AGREEMENT!!
    straights have already done that....


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Tobi on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:09 pm

    ....I know.

    I was talking about 180s.
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Shine on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:16 pm

    Suen wrote:
    Tobi wrote:Lets ruin love by making it a LEGAL AGREEMENT!!
    straights have already done that....
    More specifically, dogmatic bigots of the church that operate on a completely one-track mind.

    Search and destroy. Ever heard of the Crusades? D:
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Zenith on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:26 pm

    Crusades 1-3 or 4?


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Shine on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:28 pm

    Dr. Lord Ryu wrote:Crusades 1-3 or 4?
    All of the above is a pretty safe bet.
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Tobi on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:40 pm

    There was like a ton of them, but only 4 are widely known.
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Sagehawk on Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:07 am

    "Lets go spread love and peace in Jesus' name, but if they don't convert Kill them all!"

    Jesus is rolling in his grave... Yes grave he is DEAD!


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Tobi on Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:55 am

    It's been 2000 years, so shouldn't he be dead anyway?

    I thought that at 33, he was killed by the Romans, and then....died.

    And his father said hi to him up in The clouds.

    So....am I near the mark?
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Duncan on Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:39 pm

    Can you people go be atheist/pagan somewhere else? Its pissing me off.
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Zenith on Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:05 pm

    Actually, I'm agnostic.

    Burn!


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Shine on Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:44 pm

    Duncan wrote:Can you people go be atheist/pagan somewhere else? Its pissing me off.
    Because we duct taped you to a chair, sat you in front of the computer with this page up, and stapled your eye lids to your forehead to force you to read, right?
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Zenith on Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:55 pm

    Well, Pakry might've.


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Prostiboots on Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:27 pm

    Duncan wrote:Can you people go be atheist/pagan somewhere else? Its pissing me off.
    Interestingly enough, none of the subject matter we've discussed is at all atheism or paganism revolved.

    So. wtf?


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Shiki on Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:45 pm

    Dr. Lord Ryu wrote:Well, Pakry might've.

    Yeah, but he does it for sexual gratification, the page being up was likely a coincidence.
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Duncan on Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:13 pm

    Zero wrote:
    Dr. Lord Ryu wrote:Well, Pakry might've.

    Yeah, but he does it for sexual gratification, the page being up was likely a coincidence.

    Sadly, this is true.
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Duncan on Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:13 pm

    Sagechild wrote:
    Duncan wrote:Can you people go be atheist/pagan somewhere else? Its pissing me off.
    Interestingly enough, none of the subject matter we've discussed is at all atheism or paganism revolved.

    So. wtf?

    Well, its anti-christian-like.
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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Sagehawk on Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:18 pm

    Duncan wrote:
    Sagechild wrote:
    Duncan wrote:Can you people go be atheist/pagan somewhere else? Its pissing me off.
    Interestingly enough, none of the subject matter we've discussed is at all atheism or paganism revolved.

    So. wtf?

    Well, its anti-christian-like.
    not really-its-just-pointing-out-the-flaws-in-the-argument-against-gay-marriage-

    (my-space-bar-is-broke-sorry-bout-the----------s)


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    Re: Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

    Post by Duncan on Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:21 pm

    Suen wrote:
    Duncan wrote:
    Sagechild wrote:
    Duncan wrote:Can you people go be atheist/pagan somewhere else? Its pissing me off.
    Interestingly enough, none of the subject matter we've discussed is at all atheism or paganism revolved.

    So. wtf?

    Well, its anti-christian-like.
    not really-its-just-pointing-out-the-flaws-in-the-argument-against-gay-marriage-


    Suen wrote:"Lets go spread love and peace in Jesus' name, but if they don't convert Kill them all!"

    Jesus is rolling in his grave... Yes grave he is DEAD!

    Tobi wrote:It's been 2000 years, so shouldn't he be dead anyway?

    I thought that at 33, he was killed by the Romans, and then....died.

    And his father said hi to him up in The clouds.

    So....am I near the mark?


    ^So that's not anti-christian?^

    Anyway, screw this thread. My last post.

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