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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Prostiboots on Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:49 pm

    Not like North America will be around for much longer anyway...


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Shiki on Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:55 pm

    I'm just saying that considering how badly Germany was off, nearly anyone of formidable intelligence could do what Hitler did. Think about it, what is the one major way to boost economic growth? War. It unites a nation, produces jobs, and gives people a sense that they are a part of something bigger than themselves, that their job in the factory making weaponry to mow down the opposition is contributing to the glory of their nation. This doesn't apply to our war of course, because not only are we a nation that imports all of our raw materials rather than create it here, it is a war where there is no enemy, terror is an intangible that will forever exist as long as there is religious fanaticism. But I digress.

    And on that note, to invoke a war, you need an enemy. The fact that after WW1 Britain, France, and America left Germany to rot rather than help rebuild her obviously left a bitter taste in the mouths of Germans, but that's far too precocious for the moment, to take on the western world as they were would be laughably stupid. So Hitler did the obvious thing and singled out all the dissenters within their society. The Jews, the gypsies, the homosexuals, the mentally handicapped, and labeled them as the reason for the Germans plight. And when you're quite literally using your currency that is now worthless to stoke the fire on your stove for something to eat, I would say it's not difficult to begin believing anything a strong, charismatic man tells you. Hitler at best was an amazing puppetmaster, and the Germans at the time were all too willing to hand him their strings. That doesn't make a great man, that makes a man who has no qualms taking the "evil" route to attain what he wants. Hell, there are a myriad of ways to get out of this worldwide recession at the moment, but most involve alienating or harming someone.

    As for Hitler attacking America, he probably wouldn't, so long as we follow his lead with a smile on our faces. After all, this is the man quoted to saying, "Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless" , and "Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future." The moment America would decide to decry the things he has done, and undoubtedly would still be doing, is the moment when Hitler would begin his assault. And it would not be a ridiculous attempt at a coup sending in all his troops to America, he was not a stupid man. He would come in through Mexico, Canada, the Pacific, the Atlantic, and corrode things slowly. His goal was always to make Germany the superpower, and dominated anyone who got in the way of his goals. He was simply using the Germans as efficient means to achieve his own ends, this is the guy who historians believe was an atheist while he appealed to the religious types by alluding so often to christianity and being protected by God himself, he did everything in his power to have things go his way.
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Shine on Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:59 pm

    Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:Ya, there's ton of oil and gold and diamonds in Africa.

    So much, that with it, you could build an even bigger army, and take over SA, then moving on the NA.
    Also the fact that there are PEOPLE in Africa. Let them live their lives, seriously.
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Ninja on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:01 pm

    Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:Ya, there's ton of oil and gold and diamonds in Africa.

    So much, that with it, you could build an even bigger army, and take over SA, then moving on the NA.

    Africa was pretty much already raped by Europe with its infamous colonization legacies.

    Damn Europeans.


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Shine on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:07 pm

    Ninja wrote:
    Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:Ya, there's ton of oil and gold and diamonds in Africa.

    So much, that with it, you could build an even bigger army, and take over SA, then moving on the NA.

    Africa was pretty much already raped by Europe with its infamous colonization legacies.

    Damn Europeans.
    Just like Native Americans. They suffered enough, man, just leave them be. We've already seen what happens when the government steps in to try and "improve" peoples' lives.
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Ninja on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:17 pm

    Yeah.

    "Native Americans, just keep moving west! We won't bother you! We just want THIS land, nothing else!"

    Every few years xD


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Tobi on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:50 pm

    So, we can agree that Hitler was like, the worst person in the last 100 years?
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Prostiboots on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:52 pm

    Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:So, we can agree that Hitler was like, the worst person in the last 100 years?
    I'd put my vote in for Charles Manson.


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Tobi on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:52 pm

    He is up there on the list.

    But he was insane.
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Shine on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:56 pm

    Charles Manson's nifty to study, at least. It's fun hearing him talk about, well... Anything.
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Zenith on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:48 pm

    George W. Bush would be my nomination except for his MAD SHOE DODGIN' SKILLZ.


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Tobi on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:49 pm

    Yep, we all know we can't hate ninjas.

    So...are we making a crazy person list, or what?
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Prostiboots on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:51 pm

    Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:Yep, we all know we can't hate ninjas.

    So...are we making a crazy person list, or what?
    I think I speak for everyone.

    NO MORE LISTS.


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Zenith on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:55 pm

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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Tobi on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:57 pm

    XD

    I loled.

    So....I do make a list?
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Zenith on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:57 pm

    NO.

    FSHDSLTHLHTVIXDVXMG PAY ATTENTION


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Tobi on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:00 pm

    The Oracle wrote:
    Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:Yep, we all know we can't hate ninjas.

    So...are we making a crazy person list, or what?
    I think I speak for everyone.

    NO MORE LISTS.


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    You made a list, and Poss said no Lists, but someone other then me made a list, so I should make a list?

    Ok, i'll do it.
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Shiki on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:03 pm

    I am going to devote the rest of my life to constructing a time machine, go back to when your mother is six months pregnant with you, and punch her in the taint.


    Edit: Oh, ugly ass Venasaur now, scared the shit out of me when I glanced and saw my Ivy was hueg


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Zenith on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:06 pm

    SURPRISE ABORTION, FALKUNN PAUNCH


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Tobi on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:07 pm

    Shiki wrote:I am going to devote the rest of my life to constructing a time machine, go back to when your mother is six months pregnant with you, and punch her in the taint.


    Edit: Oh, ugly ass Venasaur now, scared the shit out of me when I glanced and saw my Ivy was hueg

    Don't feel bad.

    Same thing happened to me when I saw your mom.
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Shiki on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:11 pm

    Wait, what. The time machine thing, or the Venasaur thing, you could have just quoted one or the other, rather than confuse me into not being able to consider a retort.
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Tobi on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:11 pm

    Meh, you got the fact I was calling you names, and you can't do it back.

    It's my win.
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Ninja on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:35 pm

    Okay, this thread has gotten off topic for too long.

    Stop spamming or it gets locked.


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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Shine on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:38 pm

    Agreed. It's supposed to be about a gay boy that kills himself cause his Christian mother doesn't love him anymore, and who heard of it.

    srsly
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    Re: Prayers for Bobby

    Post by Prostiboots on Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:26 am

    Know where the book's available to buy?

    Edit: Neat, this is the 10,000th post on Shuten!


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